When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house

whatwhatbrian:

christianreus:

peeves-the-poltergeists-sidekick:

Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”

*lightbulb

HAHAHAHAHAH

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via bab-oh)